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Talia Giordano's avatar

I love this idea. It fits these guys to a tee. One point I’d like to make:

Guys, if you have to insist that you’re an “alpha male” or a “real man” - then you’re not. You’re just a pitiful, insecure baby.

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FredRock's avatar

That's awesome. Thanks for this.

I can think of a couple that would be funny. Heather Scott and Raul Labradoodle.

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Michael Van Gelder's avatar

Once you stop mistaking volume for virtue, these tantrums aren’t hard to decode. Entitlement dressed up as patriotism, outrage masquerading as courage. Thanks for calling it what it is, and reminding us that just because someone yells “freedom” doesn’t mean they understand responsibility.

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Peggy Fahy's avatar

Absolutely agree 100%. If you are constantly TELLING people what you are or what you stand for rather than SHOWING them, then you really don’t know yourself at all.

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Jeremias Pink's avatar

Suggestion: pitch up their voices an octive or two. Add some Teletubby sound effects.

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Steven Lester Bunt's avatar

Lots of Toddler Tantrums , Real People "GROW UP",

Usually because MOM, or DAD, Paddles their Behind, and reminds them it will Happen again,

when they Tantrum Again. There are CONSEQUNCES, for EVERYONE, "AT SOME POINT" !

Many have Learned this, "THE HARD WAY" that were in HIGH OFFICE or STATION/ PRESIDENCY.

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